NAME: Henry Staveley
SQUAD NUMBER: 69
ROLE: Left-arm googly off-spinner and horribly underrated 12th place batsman, has been known to be “left-back in the changing rooms” of the cricketing world. Slay as much poom as possible of course! Meg, Christine and Jon's floozy nan will have to be restrained from throwing items of brasserie into the cricketing arena which will affect play. Probably the most experienced at slating opponents from his short career in school rugby – race, sexuality and parents sexual happenings will be questioned – especially if they're doggers!
DEEF EXPERIENCE: The Chaz Michael Michaels of cricket, Henry Staveley, hailing from the badlands of Wankener, Gujarat Province, India, has a bull-in-a-china-shop style of cricket. However, since his wander into exile having played his final game for the Mall School 3rd XI as captain, wicket-keeper, highest run-scorer and highest wicket-taker of the 2007/8 season and gaining the prized miniature bat from Mr Richard Gallop for his 50 n.o against Homefield, he returns to unforgiving world of Deef cricket. A newcomer to the world famous sport, and a minnow among legends, including Paul Goodwin, Amar Patel and Alex North, Henry hopes to return to winning ways before being inexorably forced to consume some disgustingly tasty clear liquid for numerous 'chat' penalties. Quoted in the Wisden Cricketer as having “chat no one but himself can understand” he will make rumblings in the Deef arena.
THOUGHTS ON THE TOURNAMENT: "Freddy Flintoff will be proud by the number and the manner of alcoholic beverages being consumed during the day, as I am well-aware of the number of penalties that will be thrown my way. That being said, I am immensely proud of my 25/1 to chun first odds and low expectation of gaining a low number – if any – wickets. My thoughts on the up-and-coming tournament were that “શું ચાલે છે? કેવી રીતે તે slap કરી શકો છો?” (Gujarati) and as I said just before I left last week's widely-attended press conference “ગુડવીન માતા સંપૂર્ણ milf છે, તેણી ઊંઘ માં ગાય testicles licks ગંદા વેશ્યા"."
SQUAD NUMBER: 69
ROLE: Left-arm googly off-spinner and horribly underrated 12th place batsman, has been known to be “left-back in the changing rooms” of the cricketing world. Slay as much poom as possible of course! Meg, Christine and Jon's floozy nan will have to be restrained from throwing items of brasserie into the cricketing arena which will affect play. Probably the most experienced at slating opponents from his short career in school rugby – race, sexuality and parents sexual happenings will be questioned – especially if they're doggers!
DEEF EXPERIENCE: The Chaz Michael Michaels of cricket, Henry Staveley, hailing from the badlands of Wankener, Gujarat Province, India, has a bull-in-a-china-shop style of cricket. However, since his wander into exile having played his final game for the Mall School 3rd XI as captain, wicket-keeper, highest run-scorer and highest wicket-taker of the 2007/8 season and gaining the prized miniature bat from Mr Richard Gallop for his 50 n.o against Homefield, he returns to unforgiving world of Deef cricket. A newcomer to the world famous sport, and a minnow among legends, including Paul Goodwin, Amar Patel and Alex North, Henry hopes to return to winning ways before being inexorably forced to consume some disgustingly tasty clear liquid for numerous 'chat' penalties. Quoted in the Wisden Cricketer as having “chat no one but himself can understand” he will make rumblings in the Deef arena.
THOUGHTS ON THE TOURNAMENT: "Freddy Flintoff will be proud by the number and the manner of alcoholic beverages being consumed during the day, as I am well-aware of the number of penalties that will be thrown my way. That being said, I am immensely proud of my 25/1 to chun first odds and low expectation of gaining a low number – if any – wickets. My thoughts on the up-and-coming tournament were that “શું ચાલે છે? કેવી રીતે તે slap કરી શકો છો?” (Gujarati) and as I said just before I left last week's widely-attended press conference “ગુડવીન માતા સંપૂર્ણ milf છે, તેણી ઊંઘ માં ગાય testicles licks ગંદા વેશ્યા"."