NAME: Luca Tiratelli
SQUAD NUMBER: 14
ROLE: Scotland have never been much of a cricketing nation, and nor for that matter have Italy. Therefore, it will come as a surprise to some that the selectors panel have gone for an untried Italian Glaswegian to top the batting order this year. However, he has been putting in great work in the nets over the winter, and is now being described as "cricket's Ian Dowie" by no less an expert than Garfield Butcher. He looks to be the real McCoy.
DEEF EXPERIENCE: Has no deef experience to call on, but has supreme confidence from his exploits in stickcricket, and from the fact that he is not as mal-cordinated as Alex North.
THOUGHTS ON THE TOURNAMENT: "I nearly swerved my car off the road when I heard the news. But really, those with the ear to the streets should have seen my selection coming, as I am a former middle order batsman for the U9 Thomas's Clapham C team. I feel that much like Belgium going into the 2014 World Cup, we Scots are grossly underrated going into the Bonanza."
SQUAD NUMBER: 14
ROLE: Scotland have never been much of a cricketing nation, and nor for that matter have Italy. Therefore, it will come as a surprise to some that the selectors panel have gone for an untried Italian Glaswegian to top the batting order this year. However, he has been putting in great work in the nets over the winter, and is now being described as "cricket's Ian Dowie" by no less an expert than Garfield Butcher. He looks to be the real McCoy.
DEEF EXPERIENCE: Has no deef experience to call on, but has supreme confidence from his exploits in stickcricket, and from the fact that he is not as mal-cordinated as Alex North.
THOUGHTS ON THE TOURNAMENT: "I nearly swerved my car off the road when I heard the news. But really, those with the ear to the streets should have seen my selection coming, as I am a former middle order batsman for the U9 Thomas's Clapham C team. I feel that much like Belgium going into the 2014 World Cup, we Scots are grossly underrated going into the Bonanza."