NAME: Amar ‘Jayesh’ Patel
SQUAD NUMBER: 7
ROLE: As his fellow brown Irishman describes him as he is ‘fiery and temperamental,’ despite being a legend in the making – an avid cricketer. In the side for his blistering pacey bowling and googly specialist; and can do the trick with the bat like his idol Sachin Tendulkar. Some quick knocks have saved his former team mates in India, from being shot by the villagers and his present teammates from being bombed by the terrorist clan in Ireland (IRGupta) – both passionate cricketing peoples
DEEF EXPERIENCE: Was highly regarded among the deef playing and watching community back in India, before being smacked in the Jacobs by an Incrediball – putting him right off this format of the game. Played a lot of one day and test match cricket for the Indian Cricket team, before having fled the border due to personal animosities with Aadil Gulrez. Only had experience in Ireland playing for the Dublin Dickheads, who are part of the new IPL (Irish premier league). Now a true Irishman he has been turned white on the inside and out by Lord Krishna.
THOUGHTS ON THE TOURNAMENT: "Brings back truly tear-bringing memories looking back at my deef playing career back in the homeland. Was incredibly flattered when I was called upon the ICC (Ireland Cricket Association) that I would be participating in this Royal Amusement. Being Announced in the Dublin Dreamer (Newspaper) I feel as if I have the whole of Ireland looking upon me and Easa. There is a copious amount of pressure on us – but we are favourites to win so bun everyone else. I predict windy conditions with a few showery spells and general overcast conditions– ideal for reverse swinging googlies"
SQUAD NUMBER: 7
ROLE: As his fellow brown Irishman describes him as he is ‘fiery and temperamental,’ despite being a legend in the making – an avid cricketer. In the side for his blistering pacey bowling and googly specialist; and can do the trick with the bat like his idol Sachin Tendulkar. Some quick knocks have saved his former team mates in India, from being shot by the villagers and his present teammates from being bombed by the terrorist clan in Ireland (IRGupta) – both passionate cricketing peoples
DEEF EXPERIENCE: Was highly regarded among the deef playing and watching community back in India, before being smacked in the Jacobs by an Incrediball – putting him right off this format of the game. Played a lot of one day and test match cricket for the Indian Cricket team, before having fled the border due to personal animosities with Aadil Gulrez. Only had experience in Ireland playing for the Dublin Dickheads, who are part of the new IPL (Irish premier league). Now a true Irishman he has been turned white on the inside and out by Lord Krishna.
THOUGHTS ON THE TOURNAMENT: "Brings back truly tear-bringing memories looking back at my deef playing career back in the homeland. Was incredibly flattered when I was called upon the ICC (Ireland Cricket Association) that I would be participating in this Royal Amusement. Being Announced in the Dublin Dreamer (Newspaper) I feel as if I have the whole of Ireland looking upon me and Easa. There is a copious amount of pressure on us – but we are favourites to win so bun everyone else. I predict windy conditions with a few showery spells and general overcast conditions– ideal for reverse swinging googlies"